A silly poem about the food police!

I do not like the food police,
I do not like them when they tut
I do not like them when they shame
I love to eat my veggies, but
I like a coffee just the same
I do not like judgemental peeps
When I’m enjoying something sweet
I do so like a cup of tea
With caffeine, and they can’t judge me
Fair play if they choose to abstain
It does not give them right to shame
When I pour a big glass of red
They’d best not glare and shake their head
And tell me of their pure, clean ways
And of their latest weird diet craze
I’ll eat my sugar and my wheat
And they can munch on kale and beets
I do not like the food police
I do not like them at my work
I do not like them, they are burks
I do not like them in my house
I do not like them next to grouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere!
I do not like that righteous clan
I do not like them, Sam-I-am

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